Erase the words in block capitals in the following statements or questions and write in a different word which makes the sentence very silly. You score one point for every time you make your teacher laugh. 1. I was WATCHING the television when suddenly the phone rang. 2. Oh no! Somebody's eaten my APPLE. 3. I always CLEAN my teeth before going to bed. 4. Where's my racquet? I want to PLAY TENNIS. 5. It was a beautiful day - there wasn't a CLOUD in the sky. 6. How are you travelling to Japan next week? - I'm going by PLANE. 7. My grandmother sent me a lovely POSTCARD from Africa where she was on holiday. 8. I like my new WATCH - it's got two white hands and a green face. 9. If you do that again, I will TELL THE TEACHER. 10. Have you ever DRUNK WHISKEY? - Oh yes! I DRINK WHISKEY three or four times a week. 11. I WENT to the cinema with my girlfriend last night. 12. How many times have I told you not to SWING ON YOUR CHAIR? 13. The phone rang while I was HAVING A BATH. 14. Why don't you ever LISTEN TO me? 15. I'm getting too fat; I should stop eating so much CHOCOLATE.